YES ____________ NO
-------------|Does it work|------
____ |__ _ -------------- |
|Don't mess| _______|____
| with it | |Did you mess|
------------ | with it? |
--------------
--------- | |
|You dumb| y <--- ---| no
| knob! | _|____________
----|----- |Will you catch|
| | hell? |
_______ no ___________|________ ---|---------|--
|Hide it!|<-- |Did anyone see you??| | |
--|----- ------------|--------- | |no
| | yes |yes |
| | | |
| ____|____ | |
| ---------> |You poor |<--------------- |
| | |b*****d!!| ____|___
| | -------|--- |Can It!!|
| | | -----|----
| | | |
| | _____|_______ |
| | no |Can you blame| |
| ^---------< |someone else?| |
| --------|------ |
| |yes |
| | |
| | |
| ___________ |
-------------------> |NO PROBLEM!| <-------------------
-------------
-------------|Does it work|------
____ |__ _ -------------- |
|Don't mess| _______|____
| with it | |Did you mess|
------------ | with it? |
--------------
--------- | |
|You dumb| y <--- ---| no
| knob! | _|____________
----|----- |Will you catch|
| | hell? |
_______ no ___________|________ ---|---------|--
|Hide it!|<-- |Did anyone see you??| | |
--|----- ------------|--------- | |no
| | yes |yes |
| | | |
| ____|____ | |
| ---------> |You poor |<--------------- |
| | |b*****d!!| ____|___
| | -------|--- |Can It!!|
| | | -----|----
| | | |
| | _____|_______ |
| | no |Can you blame| |
| ^---------< |someone else?| |
| --------|------ |
| |yes |
| | |
| | |
| ___________ |
-------------------> |NO PROBLEM!| <-------------------
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