There once was a man named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in his cave,
She was dirty and gritty,
And missing one titty,
But think of the money he saved!
Who kept a dead whore in his cave,
She was dirty and gritty,
And missing one titty,
But think of the money he saved!
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