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• Unknown Did you hear about the ship that ran aground carrying a cargo of red and black paints?
  Yeah -- the whole crew was marooned....
• Q: Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
  A: They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals....
• Red ship crashes into blue ship - sailors marooned...
• Hematologists paint the town red...
• What color do you paint the sun and the wind? The sun rose, and the wind blue.
• If it doesn't, paint it!
• Q: Why don't Mexicans have checking accounts? A: Because you can't sign a check, with a can spray paint.
• Q: Did you hear about the girl who gave up bowling for sex?
  A: The balls were lighter and she didn't have to change her shoes!...
• It should be noted by people wishing to play practical jokes, that some people take them dead seriously.
  Such people tend to escalate the level of jokes by a couple of magnitudes....