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clean glass?"
cream." The waitress comes back a few minutes later and says "I'm sorry, but
we're all out of cream. Would you mind taking your coffee without milk?"
Two guys go into a small diner for breakfast, the waitress comes up and asks for
their order. "I'll have two eggs over easy, toast, and juice." the first man
says. "And I'll have two eggs scrambled, toast, and juice in a clean glass"
says the other. The waitress comes some time later and asks "...now who gets the
clean glass?"
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