God and St. Peter were playing golf one day. St.

God and St. Peter were playing golf one day. St. Peter teed his ball up and
hit it. It was a real nice shot about three hundred yards down the fairway.
Then God teed his ball up. He took a big swing and hit it. At first it
looked like a real nice shot. Then all of a sudden, it hooked and started for
the woods. Just before it went into the woods, a bird flew out and grabbed
the ball and flew over the water trap and let it go. Just before it went into
the water, a turtle surfaced. The ball landed on it's back as he swam to the
shore. Just as the turtle got to the shore, a squirrel ran out of the woods
and grabbed the ball. Then the squirrel ran up on the green and dropped the
ball in the cup. St. Peter turned to God and said, "Are we gonna play golf,
or are you gonna fuck around!!"