Q: What do you call someone who speaks two languages?
A: Bi-lingual.
Q: What do you call someone who speaks three languages?
A: Tri-lingual.
Q: What do you call someone who speaks only one language?
A: An American.
A: Bi-lingual.
Q: What do you call someone who speaks three languages?
A: Tri-lingual.
Q: What do you call someone who speaks only one language?
A: An American.
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