This Pole got married, but he was too dumb to know what to do on his
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"For God's sake, Stan," said his bride, "you take that thing you play
with and you put it where I pee."
So he got up and threw his bowling ball in the sink.
wedding night.
"For God's sake, Stan," said his bride, "you take that thing you play
with and you put it where I pee."
So he got up and threw his bowling ball in the sink.
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