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From genesch@aplvax.jhuapl.edu Sun Jun 25 05:30:04 1989
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Subject: Understanding Your Paycheck
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UNDERSTANDING YOUR PAYCHECK:

GROSS PAY: $1222.02

INCOME TAX OUTGO TAX STATE TAX INTERSTATE TAX COUNTY TAX
244.40 45.21 61.10 5.89 6.11

CITY TAX RURAL TAX BACK TAX FRONT TAX SIDE TAX
12.22 4.44 1.11 1.16 1.61

UP TAX DOWN TAX KNICKNACK TAX HACKENSAC TAX THUMBTAX
2.22 1.11 1.98 3.93 0.98

CARPET TAX SNACK TAX SURTAX MA'AM TAX PARKING FEE
0.69 8.32 3.46 3.46 5.00

NO PARKING FEE F.I.C.A. T.G.I.F. LIFE INS. HEALTH INS.
10.00 81.88 9.95 5.85 16.23

DISABILITY INS. ABILITY INS. LIABILITY INS. DENTAL INS. MENTAL INS.
2.50 0.25 3.41 4.50 4.33

FUNDAMENTAL INS. COFFEE COFEE CUPS CALENDAR RENTAL FLOOR RENTAL
0.11 6.85 66.51 3.06 16.85

CHAIR RENTAL DESK RENTAL UNION DUES UNION DON'TS CASH ADVANCES
4.32 4.32 5.85 3.77 0.69

CASH RETREATS OVERTIME UNDERTIME EASTERN TIME CENTRAL TIME
121.35 1.26 54.83 9.00 8.00

MOUNTAIN TIME PACIFIC TIME DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME TIME OUT
7.00 6.00 4.44 12.21

OXYGEN WATER ELECTRICITY HEAT AIR CONDITIONING
10.02 16.54 38.23 51.42 46.83

MISC
169.24


TAKE HOME PAY: $0000.02

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