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• Q: How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None. There never *was* any light bulb....
• How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. There never *was* any light bulb....
• Q: How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None. There never *was* any light bulb. Note...
• Q:" How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" None, there never was any light bulb. Note: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984....
• How many assholes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Assholes never see the light anyway....
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution....
• How many supply-siders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....