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• Q:" How many sex therapists does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - one to screw it in and one to tell him he's screwing it in the wrong way....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw the light bulb and one to grease the socket....
• Q:" How many Hinayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb....
• How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb....
• How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end....
• How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified....
• How many Tampa Bay Buccaneers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in and one to recover the fumble....
• Q:" How many Brown University students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" One - but he gets two credits....