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• Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Just one, but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!...
• Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: One, if it knows its own Goedel number....
• Q:" How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" One - if it knows its own Goedel number....
• How many utilitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  As many as are happy screwing in light bulbs....
• How many fundamentalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  The Bible doesn't mention light bulbs....
• Q: How many gorrilas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!...
• Q:" How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!...