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• Q:" How many NSC members does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" We can't say. "A:" Three, in fourteen countries....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many Reagan Cabinet members does it take to change a light bulb?
  None - They like to keep Ron in the dark....
• How many shipping department personnel does it take to change a light bulb?
  We can change the light bulb in seven to ten working days, but if you call before 2 pm, and pay an extra $...
• Q: How many shipping department personnel does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: We can change the light bulb in seven to ten working days, but if you call before 2 pm, and pay an extra $...
• How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) Two. One to change the bulb and one not to change it....
• How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) None. The bulb will change itself when it is ready....