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• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
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• How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many can you afford?
• How many psychoanalysts does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many do you think it takes?
• How many Romanians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  How many packs of cigarettes are you willing to give them?...
• How many Unix hacks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  As many as you want; they're all virtual, anyway....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many Martians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One and a half.
• How many Vulcans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 1.00000000000000000000000.