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• What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50? Your Honor.
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• How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Just one, but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!...
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  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q:" How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" None, it turned itself in. "A:" Just one, but he is never around when you need him....
• How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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