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• Q: How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!...
• Q:" How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!...
• Q: How many federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Sorry, that item was cut from the budget!...
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• How many firemen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four. One to change the bulb and three to cut a hole in the roof....
• How many procrastinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One. But he has to wait until the light is better....