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• Q: How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out)....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
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• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets....
• How many Jewish-American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) Two. One to get a Tab and one to call Da-a-addy. 2) What?! And ruin my nails???...
• How many auto mechanics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) Two. One to try to put in the wrong lamp, and one to replace the broken socket....
• Q: How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two: One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet....
• How many bikers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch....