An Italian and his two Polish friends drank at the same bar every night after work.

An Italian and his two Polish friends drank at the same bar every night
after work. One evening, the Italian keels over and dies. Well, the cops
come and are filling out the report and one of them asks the Polacks,
"Did your friend have any distinguishing marks?" One of the Polacks says,
"I'll say he did! He had two assholes!" The cop says, "Sure, and how
would you know a thing like that?" The Polack replies, "Because every
night when we come in, the bartender says, `Here comes the Italian with
the two assholes!'"

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