A man and a woman are driving home from a date. The man stops the car,
and the woman says: "Oh no, you aren't going to pull the "out of gas"
routine!"
The man says, "No, it's the "hereafter" routine. If you're not here after
what I'm here after, then you're going to be here after I'm gone."
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W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
