While taking a break from the assembly line, two auto workers were discuss-
ing the strange twists life sometimes takes. "Who woulda thought," one
mused, "that there would come a day when I would have more money than
Donald Trump, higher morals than Jimmy Swaggart, and more pussy than
Rock Hudson?"
ing the strange twists life sometimes takes. "Who woulda thought," one
mused, "that there would come a day when I would have more money than
Donald Trump, higher morals than Jimmy Swaggart, and more pussy than
Rock Hudson?"
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