Airplane Humor
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Question: What separates flight attendants from the scum of the earth?
Answer: The cockpit door.
Pilot's bumper sticker:
Don't tell my mother I'm an airline pilot. She thinks
I'm a piano player in a whore house.
Heard from the flight attendant:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until the captain
has come to a complete stop. We don't want you arriving at the gate
before the plane does."
[ It's my opinion that "Please remain seated until the airplane has arrived
at the gate" are the 11 most ignored words in the English language. - ed ]
Tracy LaQuey
Computation Center, The University of Texas at Austin
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Question: What separates flight attendants from the scum of the earth?
Answer: The cockpit door.
Pilot's bumper sticker:
Don't tell my mother I'm an airline pilot. She thinks
I'm a piano player in a whore house.
Heard from the flight attendant:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until the captain
has come to a complete stop. We don't want you arriving at the gate
before the plane does."
[ It's my opinion that "Please remain seated until the airplane has arrived
at the gate" are the 11 most ignored words in the English language. - ed ]
Tracy LaQuey
Computation Center, The University of Texas at Austin
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