As Told By Peter Ludwig Of Austria At The National Cave Rescue Commission Cave Rescue Training Semina

As Told By Peter Ludwig Of Austria At The National Cave Rescue Commission Cave Rescue Training Semina

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As told by Peter Ludwig of Austria at the National Cave Rescue Commission
Cave Rescue Training Seminar:

How do you tell an Optimist from a Pessimist?
An optimist feels that in 20 years a pair of shoes will cost only 100 marks.
A pessimist feels that in 20 years a pair of shoes will cost only 100 rubles.

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