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• Murphy was an optimist!
• The world is a cynic's playground.
• As told by Peter Ludwig of Austria at the National Cave Rescue Commission Cave Rescue Training Semina
  How do you tell an Optimist from a Pessimist? An optimist feels that in 20 years a pair of shoes will cost only 100 marks....
• A cynic smells the flowers and looks for the casket.
• I don't want to be a cynic, but it's hard...
• I'm very religious -- Orthodox Cynic.
• O'Toole's Commentary: Murphy was an optimist.