What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for Christmas?
- Cancer.
- Cancer.
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- From: rumm@latcs1.oz.au.UUCP (LYNDON BRETT RUMM)
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Sure plays a mean pinball Date: 30 Jun 88 20:44:35... - Happy couple:
A deaf husband and a blind wife... - Heard this joke from a Mike Dukakis field worker.)
What did Mickey Mouse get for Christmas?
A Dan Quayle watch... - What CAN you get a nudist for
Christmas... - Ever since I was a young boy, Megabogue
I've sprayed phones in the mall.
"Brick Wall Painter" From Footscray to Beaumaris ... - It was midnight on the ocean,
Not a streetcar was in sight.
The sun was shining brightly, It had rained all day... - Q: What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?
A: "Evening ladies... - so the husband finally let his nagging wife (redundancy?) go
deer hunting with him.
After setting her up in a blind and waiting in his...
