Comedian's monologue:
Some of you women have been afraid to get breast augmentations. There are
problems with the surgery, the risk of infection, silicone slippage, etc.
We have good news for you. Physicians have just discovered a new process.
They now have invented a safe operation which makes men's hands smaller.
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Some of you women have been afraid to get breast augmentations. There are
problems with the surgery, the risk of infection, silicone slippage, etc.
We have good news for you. Physicians have just discovered a new process.
They now have invented a safe operation which makes men's hands smaller.
==
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