One woman says to another: "I can't understand why you haven't gone to
see that new gynecologist yet! I mean he's so young and handsome! And
your gynecologist is so old!"
The other woman replies with a smile: "Yeah, I know. His hands shake
*all* the time!"
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see that new gynecologist yet! I mean he's so young and handsome! And
your gynecologist is so old!"
The other woman replies with a smile: "Yeah, I know. His hands shake
*all* the time!"
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