Old mathematicians never die; they just lose thier functions... ;)
From: shaw%WLBR@WLV.IMSD.CONTEL.COM (Howard Shaw)
Date: Thu, 21 Mar 91 13:16:18 -0800
From: shaw%WLBR@WLV.IMSD.CONTEL.COM (Howard Shaw)
Date: Thu, 21 Mar 91 13:16:18 -0800
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- Old mathematicians never die;
they just lose some of their functions... - Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
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