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• 52 There were three ladies of Huxham, And whenever we meets 'em we fucks 'em
  And when that game grows stale We sits on a rail, And pulls out our pricks and they sucks 'em....
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• There was a young man from Peru, who fell asleep in his canoe, while dreaming of Venus, he played with his penis and woke up covered in goo.
• I'm told of a Bishop of Birmingham, Who buggered young boys while confirming them, To roars of applause, He tore down their drawers, And pumped the episcable sperm in 'em.
• I'VE HAD SUCH A BAD DAY I COULD HAVE FALLEN INTO A BARREL OF TITS AND COME UP SUCKING A THUMB.
• Two male surfers were gloriously bronzed except for their genital areas.
  One of them said, "Let's go down to the end of the beach tomorrow and bury ourselves in the sand with our pricks exposed....
• I feel before the joke I should mention a few things.
  First, I am a Christian. Second, I feel that It is wrong to ridicule Christ as a Christian....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• There was a pediatrician--who shall remain nameless--who
  hough he was a good doctor, was heartily disliked by all his young patients because in an effort to entertain them he performed boring magic tricks....