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  She'd Lay on he Back. And Piddle with he Crack. And Pee All over the cieling...
• 29 There was a young lady of Ealing And her lover before her was kneeling.
  Said she, "Dearest Jim, Take your hands off my quim...
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  The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning....
• A young woman has just undressed to step into the shower when the doorbell rings.
  She goes to the door and says, "Who is it?" "Blind man," comes the reply....
• Impure Mathematix ================= Wherein it is related how that polygon of womanly virtue
  young Polly Nomial (our heroine) is accosted by that notorious villain Curly Pi, and factored (oh, horrors!...
• 120 There was a young lady of Wheeling Said to her beau, "I've a feeling My little brown jug Has need of a plug" -- And straightaway she started to peeling.
• There was a young lady from China Who mistook for her mouth her vagina.
  Her clitoris huge She covered with rouge And lipsticked her labia minor....
• Two high-school buddies were attending the senior prom.
  Suzy wants to go out to my car. She's really hot," one boy said....
• Kids Say the Darndest Things (Young Wisdom - Out of the Mouths of Babes) A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens.
  On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were two boy kittens and two girl kittens....