There once was a woman from Blight
Her speed was much faster than light
I can now say
I fucked her today
And she came sometime last night
Her speed was much faster than light
I can now say
I fucked her today
And she came sometime last night
Related:
- Here are my categories, with examples (his):
ENGLISH:
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street... - There were two brothers by the name of Jones, one was
married and the other one was single.
It happened that John's wife died the same day that... - You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
%end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you... - NEWS FLASH - Men And Women Are NOT Alike
Sure, you thought you already knew that.
But now we have proof! After countless hours of surveys... - 100. Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
A: Butter is difficult to spread. 101. Q: What... - From The Wit of Steven Wright:
** Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts. ** If a person with... - ObJoke: This guy goes to Texas on vacation. (No, that's not the
punchline.) When he's ready to leave the airport,
he hails a cab, but a stretch limo pulls up. So he... - Gee, you don't sweat much for a fat chick.
You look more beautiful than Nurse Chapel.
Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the...
From the same category:
- The selection was tough, I admit.
He didn't stutter one little bit.
He threw his arse aloft, And he suddenly coughed. And... - There was a young man from Peru,
who fell asleep in his canoe,
while dreaming of Venus, he played with his penis and... - A certain young fellow from Ransome
Had a dame seven times in a hansom.
When she shouted for more, Said he from the floor,... - There was a young man from Saint Paul
Who went to a masquerade ball.
Just for a stunt He went dressed as a cunt, And was... - Once a young gay from Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room.
They argued all night Over who had the right To do...
