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• FUNNY FRENCH PHRASES: Here is a list of French idioms in use relatively recently in Paris.
  We thought you'd like them.... FRENCH PHRASE, followed by Literal Translation, followed by (English Equivalent)...
• Viva le te de Tel Aviv
• A harlot of note named Le Dux Would always charge seventy bucks, But for that she would suck you, And wink-off and fuck you -- The whole thing was simply de luxe!
• 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS (CAJUN STYLE) Day 1: Dear Boudreaux, Thanks for de bird in de Pear tree.
  I fix it las' night with dirty rice. I doan tink de pear tree will grow in deswamp, so I swap it for a Satsuma....
• 176 Alas for the Countess d'Isere, Whose muff wasn't furnished with hair.
  Said the Count, "Quelle surprise!" When he parted her thigh...
• De agony of delete . . . !
• Mon crayon est longe et grand.
• De mo' dem you gots, de mo' mail you gets!