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• Q:" How many Brown University students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" One - but he gets two credits....
• How many Columbia students does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. But he gets three credits.
• How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Only one, but he gets six credits for it....
• THE UC SYSTEM AND LIGHT BULBS Q: How many UC students does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: It depends on the campus. Q: How many UC San Diego students does it take to change a light bulb?...
• Q:" How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Only one, but they get three tech reports out of it....
• How many Bard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  One--but she'll only do it if it's an alternative light bulb....
• Q: How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Only one, but it takes nine years....
• How many Bucknell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  One--but he'll only change it if he can put in a white-light bulb....
• Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done....