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• Q: How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Three, but they're really only one....
• Q: How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three, but they're really one.
• How many Christians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. But they're really only one.
• How many Christians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three, but theres only really one! From: "Jon C. Slenk" <js9b+@andrew.cmu.edu>...
• Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Only one, but the bulb has to really WANT to change....
• Q: How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it....