Following a distinguished legal career, a man arrived at the Gates of Heaven,
accompanied by the Pope, who had the misfortune to expire on the same day. The
Pope was greeted first by St. Peter, who escorted him to his quarters. The
room was somewhat shabby and small, similar to that found in a low-grade Motel
6-type establishment. The lawyer was then taken to his room, which was a
palacial suite including a private swimming pool, a garden, and a terrace
overlooking the Gates. The attorney was somehwat taken aback, and told St.
Peter, "I'm really quite surprised at these rooms, seeing as how the Pope was
given such small accomodations." St. Peter replied, "We have over a hundred
Popes here, and we're really very bored with them. We've never had a lawyer."
accompanied by the Pope, who had the misfortune to expire on the same day. The
Pope was greeted first by St. Peter, who escorted him to his quarters. The
room was somewhat shabby and small, similar to that found in a low-grade Motel
6-type establishment. The lawyer was then taken to his room, which was a
palacial suite including a private swimming pool, a garden, and a terrace
overlooking the Gates. The attorney was somehwat taken aback, and told St.
Peter, "I'm really quite surprised at these rooms, seeing as how the Pope was
given such small accomodations." St. Peter replied, "We have over a hundred
Popes here, and we're really very bored with them. We've never had a lawyer."
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