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  one man insisted that it was for the pleasure of the man, and the other insisted that it was for the pleasure of the woman....
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• Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who lies on your doorstep ? A. Matt.
• What do you call a woman with no arms or legs who likes to give blow jobs? Hedy.
• What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a mailbox? Bill.
• What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Skip.
• What do you call a girl with no arms and legs taking downers? Barb.
• What do you call a woman with no arms or legs in a cash register? penny.
• What do you call a man with no arms or legs at the door? Matt.