The little boy came down to breakfast. Since they lived on a
farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores. "Not yet" said the little
boy.
His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores.
He goes to feed the chickens and he kicks the chicken. He goes to feed the
cows and kicks the cow. He goes to feed the pigs and kicks the pig. He goes
back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my
cereal?" he asks
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick the chickens, so you don't get any
eggs. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon. I also saw you
kick the cow, so you aren't getting any milk."
His father comes down for breakfast, and he kicks the cat as he's walking
into the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother and says "Are you
going to tell him, or should I?"
farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores. "Not yet" said the little
boy.
His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores.
He goes to feed the chickens and he kicks the chicken. He goes to feed the
cows and kicks the cow. He goes to feed the pigs and kicks the pig. He goes
back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my
cereal?" he asks
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick the chickens, so you don't get any
eggs. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon. I also saw you
kick the cow, so you aren't getting any milk."
His father comes down for breakfast, and he kicks the cat as he's walking
into the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother and says "Are you
going to tell him, or should I?"
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