BEST CHOCOLATE RUM CAKE EVER Ingredients: 1 or 2 quarts Rum 1 Tbsp Soda 1 Cup Butter 1/2 Cup Cocoa 1 Tbsp Sugar Lemon Juice 2 Large Eggs Brown Sugar 1 Cup Dried Fruit Nuts Baking Powder Befor you start,

BEST CHOCOLATE RUM CAKE EVER
Ingredients:
1 or 2 quarts Rum 1 Tbsp Soda
1 Cup Butter 1/2 Cup Cocoa
1 Tbsp Sugar Lemon Juice
2 Large Eggs Brown Sugar
1 Cup Dried Fruit Nuts
Baking Powder
Befor you start, sample the rum to check for quality. Good, isn't it? Now go
ahead. Select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc. Check the rum again.
It must be just right. To be sure rum is of the highest quality, pour 1
level cup of rum into a glass and drink it as fast as you can. Repeat. With
electric mixer, beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. And 1 seaspoon
of thugar and beat again. Meanwhile, make sure that the rum is of the finest
quality. Try another cup. Open second quart if necessary. Add 2 arge legs, 1
cups fried druit and beat till high. If druit gets struck in the beaters
just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the rum again to check for
tonscisticity. Next sift 3 cups of pepper or salt (it doesn't matter) --
sampertherumagain. Sift 1/2 pint of lemon juith. Fold in chopped butter and
strained nuts. Add 1 babblespoon of brown thugar, or what-ever color you
find. Wix mel. Greast over the turn cake pan to 350 gradees. Now pour the
whole mess in the boven and cake. Check the rum again and bo to ged.