BANANA CAKE RECIPE
Ingredients:
2 laughing eyes
2 loving arms
2 well shaped legs
1 large banana
2 firm milk containers
1 fur lined mixing bowl.
Method:
1. Look into laughing eyes
2. Spread well shaped legs apart
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently
4. Add banana and gently work in and out until well greased
5. Cover with nuts and sigh with relief.
Note:
The cake is done when the banana is soft. Make sure to wash utensils and
do not lick the bowl.
Important:
If the cake starts to rise, leave town.
Ingredients:
2 laughing eyes
2 loving arms
2 well shaped legs
1 large banana
2 firm milk containers
1 fur lined mixing bowl.
Method:
1. Look into laughing eyes
2. Spread well shaped legs apart
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently
4. Add banana and gently work in and out until well greased
5. Cover with nuts and sigh with relief.
Note:
The cake is done when the banana is soft. Make sure to wash utensils and
do not lick the bowl.
Important:
If the cake starts to rise, leave town.
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