Undocumented Assembler Commands: AII Scatter Deck BAH Branch And Hang BBBF Branch on Bit Bucket Full BCF Branch on Chip box Full BOHP Bribe Operator for Higher Priority BSST BackSpace and Stretch Tape CUN Cancel all User Numbers EMW Emulate Maytag Washer ERD Eject Removable Disk EXOI EXecute Operator Immediately IA Illogical And KCE Kill Consultant on Error MST Mount Scotch Tape MVLR MoVe and Lose Record PDM Play Drum Memory (dated,

Undocumented Assembler Commands:

AII Scatter Deck
BAH Branch And Hang
BBBF Branch on Bit Bucket Full
BCF Branch on Chip box Full
BOHP Bribe Operator for Higher Priority
BSST BackSpace and Stretch Tape
CUN Cancel all User Numbers
EMW Emulate Maytag Washer
ERD Eject Removable Disk
EXOI EXecute Operator Immediately
IA Illogical And
KCE Kill Consultant on Error
MST Mount Scotch Tape
MVLR MoVe and Lose Record
PDM Play Drum Memory (dated, wot?)
PLSC Perform Light Show on Console
PS Print and Smear
RPB Read Print and Blush
RCSD Read Card and Scramble Deck
RFSC Read Feed and Shred Card
RIG Read Inter-record Gap
RSD Read and Shuffle Deck
RWRT Read While Ripping Tape
SD Scatter Deck
SPD SPin dry Disk
SSD Seek and Scar Disk
UER Update and Erase Record
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Intercourse Beats Masturbation
Inefficient But Marketable
Imperialism By Marketing
Idiots Become Managers
Insolence Breeds Mediocrity
Incredibly Brilliant Marketing
Incredibly Big Monopoly
I Became Macintosh

APPLE: (descriptions generally relevant to the Mac)
A Pleasant Playtoy Lacking Efficiency
A Pretty Principle, Lousy Execution
A Powerful Producer of Lesser Equipment

AMIGA
A Mighty Instrument for Graphical Animation

GRiD
Greatly Reduced in Dimensions

Q: What should you say to an Aussie before you kill one?
A: G'die!

Q: What do you call 10,000 Aussies at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
Q: What do you call 17,000,000 Aussies at the bottom of the ocean?
Q: A good finish.

Q: What do you call an Aussie with no arms and no legs?
A: F*cking Aussie cripple.

Q: What's an Australian's dream wife?
Q: A woman about 3' tall with no teeth and a flat head you can set a
beer on.

This woman picks up an Australian in a bar and takes him back to her
place. Things are starting to get a little hot when suddenly he jumps
up and starts moving all the furniture away from the center of the room.
The woman asks him why he's doing this. He says well, if this is going
to be anything like fucking kangaroos we'll need all the room we can get.

Q: How many Australians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 21. 1 to hold the bulb, and 20 to drink until the room starts spinning.

Australia is the only country on earth where vomiting is considered
performance art.

How many bits does it take to change a light bulb?
1 to indicate if the old one is burned out
1 to indicate if the ladder is in place
1 to indicate if there is a new bulb
1 to incicate if there is a person to change it
1 to indicate if the old one is unscrewed
1 to indicate if the power is off
1 to indicate if it is overtime

Q: why did they call the blond twinkie
A: she liked to be filled with cream

A black kid came home from elementary school and said to his dad, "Dad, I was
in the bathroom today and noticed that my penis is larger than everyone elses.
Is that because I'm black?" And the father replied, "No son, I think it's
because you're sixteen."

Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles"
referred to her ears?