1997'S BEST NEWSPAPER HEADLINES ARE...
Include your Children when baking cookies
Something went wrong in Jet Crash,
Expert says Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
Iraqi Head Seeks arms
Is there a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?
Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes over
British left waffles on Falkland Islands
Treacher Strikes Idle Kids
Clinton Wins On Budget, But More Lies Ahead
Plane too Close to Ground, Crash Probe told
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendent
Stolen Painting Found by Tree
Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Line
Never Withold Herpes Infection From Loved One
War Dims Hope For Peace
If Srike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Enfields Couple Slain; Police suspect Homicide
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
Typhoon Rips Through Cementery; Hundreds Dead
Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Astronaut Takes Blame for GAS in spacecraft
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Chef Throws his heart into Helping Feed Needy
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
New Vaccine May contain Rabies
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Halogen Lights Invade El Sobrant
Include your Children when baking cookies
Something went wrong in Jet Crash,
Expert says Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
Iraqi Head Seeks arms
Is there a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?
Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes over
British left waffles on Falkland Islands
Treacher Strikes Idle Kids
Clinton Wins On Budget, But More Lies Ahead
Plane too Close to Ground, Crash Probe told
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendent
Stolen Painting Found by Tree
Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Line
Never Withold Herpes Infection From Loved One
War Dims Hope For Peace
If Srike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Enfields Couple Slain; Police suspect Homicide
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
Typhoon Rips Through Cementery; Hundreds Dead
Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Astronaut Takes Blame for GAS in spacecraft
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Chef Throws his heart into Helping Feed Needy
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
New Vaccine May contain Rabies
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Halogen Lights Invade El Sobrant
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