As you all know, Jimmy Swaggart was stopped by the police
a few days ago with a prostitute in his car. His defense is that
he was recruiting her for his choir. She was going to play his
organ.
a few days ago with a prostitute in his car. His defense is that
he was recruiting her for his choir. She was going to play his
organ.
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