Two guys, Stan and Ed, were working a construction job digging a
ditch. The foreman was at them all the time to keep busy. No breaks, just work,
work, work! Finally it dawned on the two guys that the foreman left every day
at 3:00 in the afternoon. So they decided to start leaving at 3:15.
The very next day when the foreman left at 3:00, Stan and Ed left at
3:15. Stan goes home, walks through the house, opens the bedroom door, and there
on the bed is his wife and the foreman. Stan quickly runs back to the job and
digs like mad until 5:00. The next day when Ed arrives at work, Stan says,
"Listen Ed, we can't knock off work any more at 3:15.....
I almost got caught!!!!"
ditch. The foreman was at them all the time to keep busy. No breaks, just work,
work, work! Finally it dawned on the two guys that the foreman left every day
at 3:00 in the afternoon. So they decided to start leaving at 3:15.
The very next day when the foreman left at 3:00, Stan and Ed left at
3:15. Stan goes home, walks through the house, opens the bedroom door, and there
on the bed is his wife and the foreman. Stan quickly runs back to the job and
digs like mad until 5:00. The next day when Ed arrives at work, Stan says,
"Listen Ed, we can't knock off work any more at 3:15.....
I almost got caught!!!!"
Related:
- Two guys, Stan and Ed, were working a construction job digging a
ditch.
The foreman was at them all the time to keep busy.... - Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible.
I will reply, mailers willing. I reply to all submissions... - THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST
(Long but VERY Funny!)
Monday
-
8:05am User called to say they forgot password. Told... - A tribe of Native Americans generally referred to their woman by the
animal hide with which they made their blanket.
Thus, one woman might be known as Squaw of Buffalo... - THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991,
The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) ... - What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)...
Chain Saw:
( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can... - THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991,
The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) ... - A man was very shy, and couldn't speak to more than two people at a
time without getting nervous.
His boss and wife both suggested that he take an Andrew... - The Wizard of Zone
Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little
black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived
on a farm.
He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy...
From the same category:
- There was once a very smart horse. Anything that was shown it,
it mastered easily, until one day, its teachers tried... - TECHNOLOGY FOR THE COUNTRY FOLK
What high-tech lingo becomes once it goes north of the Oregon-California
border.
LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter. LOG OFF: Don't... - A sign I saw at a swimming pool once:
We don't swim in your toilet,
so please don't pee in our pool... - It's Good to be Woman!
** We got off the Titanic first.
** We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological... - A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into
theorems" -- P....
