A "classified government laboratory" in Great Britain has
allegedly reported successful replication of of the
"Fleischmann Cold Fusion Effect" (note they didn't mention Pons),
with some subtile difference in technique.
The principal difference appears to be that the
electrolytes were "shaken, not stirred."
Emmett (J.E.Black); GE Research
allegedly reported successful replication of of the
"Fleischmann Cold Fusion Effect" (note they didn't mention Pons),
with some subtile difference in technique.
The principal difference appears to be that the
electrolytes were "shaken, not stirred."
Emmett (J.E.Black); GE Research
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