A Cowboy's Guide to Life:
** Don't squat with your spurs on.
** Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none.
** Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
** The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm. The colder it gets,
the harder it is to swaller.
** If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
** If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't.
** It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
** The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches
you shave his face in the mirror every morning.
** Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
** If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin'
somebody else's dog around.
** Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew; your mouth is probably
a whole lot bigger'n you think.
** Always drink upstream from the herd.
** Generally, you ain't learnin' nothing when your mouth's a-jawin'.
** Tellin' a man to git lost and makin' him do it are two entirely different
propositions.
** If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then
to make sure it's still there with ya.
** Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad
judgment.
** When you give a personal lesson in meanness to a critter or to a person,
don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
** When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown
around by somebody else.
** Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back.
** Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so
important to know what it is, but it's sure crucial to know what it was.
** The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back
into your pocket.
** Never miss a good chance to shut up.
** Don't squat with your spurs on.
** Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none.
** Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
** The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm. The colder it gets,
the harder it is to swaller.
** If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
** If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't.
** It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
** The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches
you shave his face in the mirror every morning.
** Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
** If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin'
somebody else's dog around.
** Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew; your mouth is probably
a whole lot bigger'n you think.
** Always drink upstream from the herd.
** Generally, you ain't learnin' nothing when your mouth's a-jawin'.
** Tellin' a man to git lost and makin' him do it are two entirely different
propositions.
** If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then
to make sure it's still there with ya.
** Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad
judgment.
** When you give a personal lesson in meanness to a critter or to a person,
don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
** When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown
around by somebody else.
** Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back.
** Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so
important to know what it is, but it's sure crucial to know what it was.
** The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back
into your pocket.
** Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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