The Best Beer After a Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer

The Best Beer
After a Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go
out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says "Hey Sen~or, I would like the world's
best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and
gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me
'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain
spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.
The guy from Guiness sits down and says "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a
little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you
drinking a Guiness?" and the Guiness resident replies "Well, if you guys
aren't drinking beer, neither will I."