Movie Prices
For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town
to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the
concession stand to purchase some popcorn. Handing the attendant $1.50, he
couldn't help but comment, "The last time I came to the movies, popcorn was
only 15 cents."
"Well, sir," the attendant replied with a grin, "You're really going to
enjoy yourself. We have sound now."
For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town
to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the
concession stand to purchase some popcorn. Handing the attendant $1.50, he
couldn't help but comment, "The last time I came to the movies, popcorn was
only 15 cents."
"Well, sir," the attendant replied with a grin, "You're really going to
enjoy yourself. We have sound now."
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