The Tourists...
Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching
Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name.
They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at
the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee. "Before we order, could
you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we
are... very slowly?
The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr,
Kiiiing."
Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching
Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name.
They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at
the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee. "Before we order, could
you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we
are... very slowly?
The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr,
Kiiiing."
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