The Avid Golfer...
Bill, the avid golfer, contacts a "Medium" and asks if there is a Golf
Course in Heaven. The Medium says that his request is a big order, but he
will try and find out and get back to him in a few days. After several days
go by, Bill finally gets a call from the Medium. "Well," said Bill, "what
did ya find out?" "I've got good news and bad news for you," said the
Medium. "OK," "what's the good news" Bill exclaimed. "Well," there is a
beautiful 36 hole golf course in Heaven, and you'll have 24 hour access with
your own personal caddy," blurted out the Medium!! "And the bad news?" asked
Bill. "You're due to tee-off this Sunday at around 10:30 in the morning,"
the Medium said!!
Bill, the avid golfer, contacts a "Medium" and asks if there is a Golf
Course in Heaven. The Medium says that his request is a big order, but he
will try and find out and get back to him in a few days. After several days
go by, Bill finally gets a call from the Medium. "Well," said Bill, "what
did ya find out?" "I've got good news and bad news for you," said the
Medium. "OK," "what's the good news" Bill exclaimed. "Well," there is a
beautiful 36 hole golf course in Heaven, and you'll have 24 hour access with
your own personal caddy," blurted out the Medium!! "And the bad news?" asked
Bill. "You're due to tee-off this Sunday at around 10:30 in the morning,"
the Medium said!!
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