Two Thing To Worry:
There are only 2 thing to worry about in life- either you are healthy, or
you are sick. If you are healthy you have nothing to worry about, but if you
are sick you have 2 things to worry about: either you'll get better, or
you'll die. If you get better you have nothing to worry about, but if you
die you have 2 things to worry about: either you will go to heaven, or you
will go to hell. If you go to heaven you have nothing to worry about, BUT if
you go to hell you'll be so damn busy shaking hands with your friends, you
won't have time to worry!
There are only 2 thing to worry about in life- either you are healthy, or
you are sick. If you are healthy you have nothing to worry about, but if you
are sick you have 2 things to worry about: either you'll get better, or
you'll die. If you get better you have nothing to worry about, but if you
die you have 2 things to worry about: either you will go to heaven, or you
will go to hell. If you go to heaven you have nothing to worry about, BUT if
you go to hell you'll be so damn busy shaking hands with your friends, you
won't have time to worry!
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