Top Ten Rejected Gore/Lieberman Campaign Slogans
10. "Vote For Me Or I'll Come To Your Home And Explain My 191-Page Economic
Plan To You In Excruciating Detail"
9. "Remember, America: I Gave You The Internet, And I Can Take It Away.
Think About It"
8. "Your Vote Automatically Enters You In Drawing For The 123 Billion-Dollar
Budget Surplus"
7. "With Lieberman On The Ticket, You Get All Kinds Of Fun New Days off"
6. "We Know When The Microphone Is On"
5. "Vote For Me, And I Will Take Whatever Steps Necessary To Outlaw The
Term, 'Whazzzup!'"
4. "Gore/Lieberman -- You Don't Have To Worry About Pork Barrel Politics"
3. "You'll Thank Us In Four Years When The Escalator To The Moon Is
Finished"
2. "If I Can Handle Letterman, I Can Handle Saddam Hussein"
1. "I'll Be Twice As Cool As That President Guy On 'The West Wing'"
10. "Vote For Me Or I'll Come To Your Home And Explain My 191-Page Economic
Plan To You In Excruciating Detail"
9. "Remember, America: I Gave You The Internet, And I Can Take It Away.
Think About It"
8. "Your Vote Automatically Enters You In Drawing For The 123 Billion-Dollar
Budget Surplus"
7. "With Lieberman On The Ticket, You Get All Kinds Of Fun New Days off"
6. "We Know When The Microphone Is On"
5. "Vote For Me, And I Will Take Whatever Steps Necessary To Outlaw The
Term, 'Whazzzup!'"
4. "Gore/Lieberman -- You Don't Have To Worry About Pork Barrel Politics"
3. "You'll Thank Us In Four Years When The Escalator To The Moon Is
Finished"
2. "If I Can Handle Letterman, I Can Handle Saddam Hussein"
1. "I'll Be Twice As Cool As That President Guy On 'The West Wing'"
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