Just for us Sisters...
** The nice men are ugly.
** The handsome men are not nice.
** The handsome and nice men are gay.
** The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
** The men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money.
** The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are
only after their money.
** The handsome men without money are after our money.
** The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual don't
think we are beautiful enough.
** The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice
and have money are cowards.
** The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and
thank God are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!!
** The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us
when we take the initiative.
NOW... WHO REALLY UNDERSTANDS MEN?
** The nice men are ugly.
** The handsome men are not nice.
** The handsome and nice men are gay.
** The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
** The men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money.
** The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are
only after their money.
** The handsome men without money are after our money.
** The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual don't
think we are beautiful enough.
** The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice
and have money are cowards.
** The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and
thank God are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!!
** The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us
when we take the initiative.
NOW... WHO REALLY UNDERSTANDS MEN?
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